Midnight lipids in flames.

Toothpicks, mint oilment and cham(a beverage of mixture between coffee and red tea) are essential for nocturnal last minute studies. I am studying Chemistry now at *looks at clock* 11.06 PM. Let me explain the uses of these items.

Toothpicks- To prevent the eyelids from shutting by inserting the toothpick between the gap of your
eyes to ensure maximum extension. Be careful of injuries though.

Mint oilment - The aroma of the mint oil awakens you and increasing concentration. Functions as a
substance to ward off mosquitoes. Etc. are Mopiko and Tiger Balm. Warning: contains
Methyl Salicylate.

Cham- A typical beverage found in Malaysian mamak stores. A mixture of tannin and caffeine to
increase mental alertness. A good substitute for banned drugs. Adults may try nicotine.


Ow well, nights folks. I need to continue studying.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NG SIN HUI!

OBSCENE!