I skipped school today due to the time-wasting factor of going to school doing nothing except sit there,shit and dream~ dream dream dream~ dream that I play cards-Everly Brothers. Woke up today at 10 and decided to skip shitty breakfast since I am planning to take-out a pack of Mixed Rice later. And then when I was shitting in toilet, the drainage was clogged and the shitwater floated up. Excuse me I do not know what is the 'shitwater' word in English. Tell me if you know. As I was saying, I am having a pleasant time shitting out my digested wastes. How can you have the feel to continue shitting when you see the shitwater floating out from the shithole! I called up my dad for help to clear this shitty mess. Yes he is a contractor cum plumber cum home and ultility works consultant. Not to mention, he is a tad bit lazy like me. How shit is that, like father like son. He said to me:" Why don't you clear the toilethole yourself, learn how to do it and gain some plumbing skills." As if I will be clearing shitholes in the future. Nah that is not going to happen. Shit.
Useless.
I had to use the special shitsticks which are around 120cm long each to clear the clogged shithole. Some people might think it is gross but to face the fact, some people gotta solve their shit problems. As a plumber's son, I do have the allele of courage inside my chromosomes to face my own shit. Haha. After 2 minutes of struggling, I finally cleared the shithole and the shitwater began to flow down. A shit success of the day.
Nothing much happened in the following shitty hours. Went to Hotnet with the bunch of asses at 2 to have some shitty fun of playing Dota and Enfo. Did I said fun? Or maybe just plain shit. I had to help Vince out because he is still a newbie in Dota while busy handling the incoming calls and controlling my own hero character. Free shit pwnage. A game is just a game. Screw the shitty Dota game.
When we finished the Enfo round, it was already 3.35. 25 minutes more till tuition. Oh shit. We had to rush to the main road to get a cab ASAP. The shitty cabs would not stop although they are vacant. Shit the taxi drivers. 15 minutes late to tuition. Better late than never.
Changed my handphone's screen protector and crystal case as the old ones are shitty scratched real badly. In Digital Mall, you need to be real careful to deal with these bunch of sellers. They are extremely tricky and shit, their manipulative skills are really good. I bought the stuff from the people whom I bought my phone from. 25 bucks. Shit. Real shit.
Tempted to go SP tomorrow as many of my friends are going. To prevent more money leakage, better not. Happy shitting up there, Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor.
Nothing much happened in the following shitty hours. Went to Hotnet with the bunch of asses at 2 to have some shitty fun of playing Dota and Enfo. Did I said fun? Or maybe just plain shit. I had to help Vince out because he is still a newbie in Dota while busy handling the incoming calls and controlling my own hero character. Free shit pwnage. A game is just a game. Screw the shitty Dota game.
When we finished the Enfo round, it was already 3.35. 25 minutes more till tuition. Oh shit. We had to rush to the main road to get a cab ASAP. The shitty cabs would not stop although they are vacant. Shit the taxi drivers. 15 minutes late to tuition. Better late than never.
Changed my handphone's screen protector and crystal case as the old ones are shitty scratched real badly. In Digital Mall, you need to be real careful to deal with these bunch of sellers. They are extremely tricky and shit, their manipulative skills are really good. I bought the stuff from the people whom I bought my phone from. 25 bucks. Shit. Real shit.
Tempted to go SP tomorrow as many of my friends are going. To prevent more money leakage, better not. Happy shitting up there, Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor.
Blast off, blast out, blasted.
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